sadpretzel:

I deleted 1000 pictures from Photo Booth but I kept these 7

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Tags: yol

kevinfromhotrod:

it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this

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Tags: YOL
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Tags: me
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Tags: pekka

dollartreemakeup:

This is my fav vid on the fucking internet

sadweens:

to the mars and back

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Tags: yol
my birthday was like 3 weeks ago why did no one get me this damn cake

my birthday was like 3 weeks ago why did no one get me this damn cake

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sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

neveth:

In the Beginning, the Silmarils were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Tags: lotr yep

pissecocnomy:

*washes face in the blood of my enemies* ahh

thatzak:

for my signature I just write the first letter of my name in cursive and then give up on the rest

nellsays:

i’m gonna do it



my hero: nell mcgee

nellsays:

i’m gonna do it

my hero: nell mcgee
Tags: ll
sadweens:

missshweppeness:

sadweens:

this party is invite only

ARE YOU LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOUR OWN FIREPLACE ON YOUR COMPUTER

WHAT IF I WAS
WHAT IF ALL THE PEOPLE ASKING ME THIS KNEW THAT IT WAS, IN FACT, A PICTURE OF MY FIREPLACE
WOULD IT BLOW THEM AWAY
WOULD THEIR LIVES BE CHANGED FOREVER
WHO KNEW A SIMPLE PICTURE OF A FIREPLACE COULD TOUCH THE HEARTS OF SO MANY PEOPLE




so……it IS your own fireplace?

sadweens:

missshweppeness:

sadweens:

this party is invite only

ARE YOU LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOUR OWN FIREPLACE ON YOUR COMPUTER

WHAT IF I WAS

WHAT IF ALL THE PEOPLE ASKING ME THIS KNEW THAT IT WAS, IN FACT, A PICTURE OF MY FIREPLACE

WOULD IT BLOW THEM AWAY

WOULD THEIR LIVES BE CHANGED FOREVER

WHO KNEW A SIMPLE PICTURE OF A FIREPLACE COULD TOUCH THE HEARTS OF SO MANY PEOPLE

so……it IS your own fireplace?
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I peed all over my left leg today

what did you do?